13 Things Your Housecleaner Won't Tell You

"GMA" is teaming up with Reader's Digest on a special series of "13 Things Your ____ Won't Tell You." We're kicking it off with a peek inside the world of professional housecleaners: "13 Things Your Housecleaner Won't Tell You."

1. My best clients are people who work for their money, like teachers, bartenders and cops. Rich people think they're doing you a favor by allowing you to scrub their toilets. Working people understand you are doing them a service by making their lives easier.

2. I wish you wouldn't insist on bleach and other harsh cleaners. For almost every situation, there's an eco-friendly option that's just as effective.

3. After I leave, check the base of the toilet and the top of the fridge. If they're clean, you know I'm thorough.

4. Many cleaning companies do not run any sort of background check or even check references. I answered an ad, I was on time and presentable, and I was willing to take the job. That is all most companies care about.

5. Even though I smile and act interested, don't use me as your therapist, gossip buddy or friend. Frankly, most of us have a lot less than you, and we can't fathom why you're complaining. Plus, you slow me down.

6. Want to save money on high-priced maid services? Instead of booking a regular appointment, ask to be on our on-call list to fill last-minute slots at a discount. Or see if you can be a "training home" for new cleaners.

7. If you use a service instead of an individual, ask for the same people every time. Your cleanings will be more consistent, with fewer strangers in your home.

8. When using a new maid service, leave a few dollars hanging out of a pants pocket or lying on the counter. If we take a dollar or two, you'll know we're probably going to take other things.

9. Make sure we're bonded and have liability insurance. Otherwise, you're on the hook if we break something or get hurt on the job.

10. Pick your clothes up off the floor, get your dishes out of the sink, and clean up your kids' toys. Your house will end up a lot cleaner.

11. If you leave your personal life out for us to see, we most definitely will talk about you. We may even send pictures to our friends and relatives.

12. Recommend us to your friends. We may give you $25 to $50 off a cleaning for each referral—if you ask.

13. If you don't have a lot of cash, ask me to come for just one hour. I can do just the bathrooms and the kitchen or only the areas guests will see.

 

Cleaning Tips You Haven't Heard Before

The best way to dust blinds: Close them, then wipe up and down with an old dryer sheet. It'll create an antistatic barrier that helps prevent dust from building up again.

The Mr. Clean Magic Eraser is your friend. It will cut your cleaning time in half for bathtubs, sinks, countertops, and dirty walls.

To clean glass and mirrors, use coffee filters, not paper towels. They leave no streaks or lint — and they're cheap.

Vinegar and water is a great deodorizer for a musty bathroom. Spray your shower down as you're getting out. It really absorbs the odors, and the smell of vinegar goes away in an hour.

A wet pumice stone will clean a dirty oven faster than any spray-on product.

Vacuuming bathroom mats is a nightmare. Toss them in the wash every week or two instead.

To damp-mop wood floors, use plain water or a water-based floor cleaner like Bona. Don't use vinegar. The acid in it will pit your polyurethane finish, can void your warranty, and may reduce shine over time.

Seventh Generation dish liquid diluted with water is a great nontoxic all-purpose cleanser. Just put two squirts in a spray bottle and fill it with water.

Our biggest secret weapon? A powdered product called Bar Keepers Friend (amazon.com). We use it on everything. Its active ingredient is rhubarb powder, which really cuts through grit and grime. It cleans glass-top stoves, counters, toilets, porcelain and more. Your sink will never be shinier.

To clean your microwave oven, microwave a cup of water with some baking soda in it until it's boiling. That eliminates odors and makes it super easy to wipe away all that stuck-on stuff.

Clean cobwebs with a yardstick covered by a tube sock. That also works for cleaning under stoves and refrigerators.

Shine your bathroom tiles with lemon oil. It also helps prevent mold and mildew.

To eliminate that ring in your toilet, drop in a bubbling denture tablet, and leave it for at least 30 minutes or overnight. The stain will come off with just a few swishes of the brush.

Sources: Torrey Shannon, former maid service owner in Westcliffe, Colorado; Lynette Haugen, owner of True Blue Maids of Pasadena; Tangela Ekhoff, a housecleaner in Tulsa, Oklahoma; Theresa Peterson, owner of Quality Cleaning "Maid to Order" in Fremont, California; Dee Strickland, owner of A Zing Zap Cleaning Service in Minneola, Florida.

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  • monikerjay  •  2 months ago
    No, this article doesn't make all house cleaners sound immature, thIEves or gossipers. But most big maid services have people that just need money so they're not going to do a great job because it's not personal. You hire a cleaning "service" owned by individuals, meaning a home based business, you're always going to get better service.
  • AdinsMom  •  Pittsburg, California  •  3 months ago
    great tip on cleaning cobwebs. Now how do I get them off of a 26 foot ceiling??
  • JEFF RICHARDSON  •  London, Canada  •  2 months ago
    How can you run an article that states "Mr Clean Eraser are your friend they make cleaning easier" Mr Clean Erasers are very toxic and can harm you as well as your surfaces. I Loved the article until I read that. Baking soda and a cloth work better then a Mr. Clean Eraser and no damage to you or surfaces.
  • Indy4good Yahoo.com  •  Indianapolis, Indiana  •  4 months ago
    Bar Keepers Friend- A secret weapon? My mother has used this product since she got married in 1955. Perhaps the product needs more promotion/advertising.
    • S 4 months ago
      Maybe my can is too old because when i use it boy does it smell bad. It cleans, but don't count on some fresh,clean scent when you're done scrubbing.I almost would rather use Ajax or Comet.
    • Lee 4 months ago
      Indy... SSSHHHH if the word spreads the price will go up! I use it on my kitchen counters that are over 60 years old and they come out so clean, it even removed stains that had been on the counters for years before I moved in!
    • ghidrah 3 months ago
      comet is waaaay better
  • Gorilla  •  Washington, District of Columbia  •  4 months ago
    Clean up after yourself right away, and you will have a lot less cleaning to do at the end of the week.
    • It's Always The Quiet ... 4 months ago
      Great sentiment, but if you married a slob? Good luck with that! Someone will always be resentful. Hiring a house cleaner helps keep the peace. :-)
    • Commentator 3 months ago
      Funny, that doesn't seem to reduce the need for dusting and doing the floors.
    • Gorilla 3 months ago
      Commentator, I didn't say it would eliminate everything. I only said there would be a lot less cleaning, which is true. And It's Always the Quiet. I'm all for a maid if it keeps your marriage together.
  • Exiledempress  •  4 months ago
    #14...Don't leave your adult toys under your bed pillows
    • Diesel Jones 4 months ago
      Why not?
    • Exiledempress 4 months ago
      Because they can be nasty to pick out of the bed to change the sheets, and well, it's just straight up tacky.
    • Frederick 4 months ago
      Disposable adult toys. Now that's the ticket !!
  • happy2bme  •  4 months ago
    I will teach these tips to my kids. They can try them out next weekend.
    • brini 3 months ago
      create a folder with each room and what needs to be done, and give each of them one or let them choose, it helps them to keep the house neater and each kid needs to do their own wash, hand them out two towels and two washclothes and let them know they can have new ones at the end of the week, other wise you will wash those everyday too
    • happy2bme 3 months ago
      I won't have wash everyday. I taught them to do their own laundry so they learn the value of not dirtying to much stuff - xtra laundry is a drag!. I did their chores for the first 10 years ...they spend then next 8 taking over the chores and learning to get it right...it takes about that long. Keep in mind - I have a 13yo and a 17 yo. They get a to-do list. They get priviledges taken away if I have to nag. I hate nagging more than dusting.
    • happy2bme 3 months ago
      easy duster. turn athletic sock inside out. put over hand and wipe over surfaces. Throw sock in the laundry basket when done. No feathers - no swifter refils. Cheap and easy.
  • chrissy  •  Foxboro, Massachusetts  •  4 months ago
    I don't like strangers in my house. I am the housecleaner and I think I do it well.
  • Nate  •  3 months ago
    I'll tell ya one thing MY housecleaner didn't tell me; she was taking pics of thong underwear to show to her friends. I was furious!
  • Meab  •  4 months ago
    House cleaner? WHAT? Most Americans are lucky if they can hold on to their house.
  • Dragonfly8  •  4 months ago
    There are some good hints in the article, however #11 is just wrong. Whatever 'personal life' a client leaves out that you refer to should just be
    ignored, if you are truly a professional as it may just be an accident. (It is a different story if you feel that a client is deliberately trying to harass you, sexually or otherwise) To blab or send pics is as unethical as it is for a client to leave something out with the intention of shocking or making a cleaning person feel uncomfortable.
  • numeroonze  •  3 months ago
    Baloney on #2. There are very few housecleaners anywhere that would choose environmentally friendly products to clean over ones that actually work.....such as bleach. Obviously written by someone trying to be PC. I applaud the effort, but don't make stuff up.
  • PAM  •  3 months ago
    I've been cleaning for other people for 7 yrs. It is my business, I don't have time for some of this sillyness. I want to get in and get out and do a great job in the process. I am your equal---don't treat me like I'm not.
  • Captain Bill  •  Jackson, Mississippi  •  4 months ago
    I've found your stash.
  • slconfidential  •  4 months ago
    For the past thirteen years, I have run my own cleaning business and I work alone. It is better that way because I know that the work will be done right. This thing they say of leaving money out is #$%$ I have no interest in your money, your jewels or your husband. Just leave me the check so I can get it when I am done.
  • Cuffy Meigs  •  Trenton, New Jersey  •  4 months ago
    These days quite a few people are having a hard enough time paying for rent, food, gas and heat let alone maid service.
  • Dignity  •  3 months ago
    5. Even though I smile and act interested, don't use me as your therapist, gossip buddy or friend. Frankly, most of us have a lot less than you, and we can't fathom why you're complaining. Plus, you slow me down.

    Rejoinder: I would never hire anyone to clean my house, but this cleaning lady sounds like a real witch. My friend had a cleaning lady and I listened to her talk when I stayed with my friend far more than she listened to me! I hate these articles that make all these stupid assumptions about people. Be kind to everyone no matter who they are, and life goes better.
  • omnia mutantur nihil inte ...  •  4 months ago
    My crook of a sil was a maid for a while. Yes, they talk about you. One house she went to was a nicer house than she could have afforded in 20 lifetimes. They were pigs. The 3 teens would throw trash off the balcony of the second floor down into the main walkthrough area. They would have dishes from weeks ago with bugs everywhere. They had at least 4 different kinds of vermin. They did nothing to straighten or clean in between the weekly maid cleanings. The maids were going to revolt when the service finally spoke to the homeowners. The gist of it was 'we cannot send out maids out there until the rat problem is taken care of'
  • Romeo  •  3 months ago
    If you take pictures and post them on the internet of your employer's "personal" anything, you're a jerk and I'd fire your arse immediately if I found out. Just because you can do something doesn't make it right. You're pathetic for even mentioning that lil tidbit.
  • CS  •  4 months ago
    This article makes it sound as though ALL housecleaners are immature, theives, and gossipers. I have been cleanng houses on my own for about 4 years. I have never taken anything that was not mine, nosed in other peoples buisness or was upset that they didn't already have some things done/picked up. They are paying me to do that, why should they have it started? I charge 12.50/hr and love my work. At the pace i work and with being thorough, I can get a clients house cleaned in about 3 hours. Figure it out, 12.50 hr for 3 hours? They get their entire house done including laundry for about $40. I also do yard work, cleaning, gutter cleaning, car cre, organizing, shopping, transportation, cooking, pet care and much more. Obviously not going to get all this done in 3 hours, but that is what it is on average for what they want done. Point is, don't judge all your housecleaners based on this article. There are still some good honest people out there that are willing to help those that need it.