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Bad Handwriting Foils Bank Heist

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Accused bank robber Thomas Love may want to invest in a typewriter or a computer printer.

He was arrested Saturday shortly after he slipped a note to a teller at the WSFS Bank in New Castle, Del., demanding money, but no dye packs, police said. The teller handed him back the note.

“After receiving the note, the teller could not decipher what Love had written, and handed it back to him, and asked that he rewrite it so that it could be re-read,” said a news release from the Delaware State Police.

Love, either panicked or frustrated,  took back his note and left the bank with no money.

After he fled, the tellers conferred and determined that it had been a robbery attempt. They called the police and a description of the suspect was given to state troopers and New Castle county police. A police officer located Love and arrested him for attempted robbery.

Love was unarmed and no one was injured during the incident.

 

“We get plenty of notes passed, but none where they’ve been illegible,” said St. Paul Shavack, the Delaware State Police public information officer. “We found the note down the street in a trash can.”

“We had to call in the hieroglyphics expert,” he joked.

Shavack said the note could not be totally deciphered but said Love wrote something about “no dye packs,” referring to money banks sometimes give out during robberies where the stacks have a dye that detonates onto the money and the robber, making both easy to identify.

The bank has not released the note or any surveillance footage since they are considered evidence in the case.

The situation mirrors a comedic sequence in the Woody Allen movie “Take the Money and Run” where Allen’s character attempts to rob a bank but the teller cannot read his demand note and argues with Allen over the line, “I’m pointing a gun at you.”

“That looks like ‘gub.’ It doesn’t look like ‘gun,’” the teller says. Eventually a group of tellers confer, bickering over Allen’s heist note. He is eventually arrested and taken to jail.

Love, 40, has been charged with attempted robbery and is being held at the Howard R. Young Correctional Institute on a $2,000 bond.

 

1,450 comments

  • JAGUAR  •  7 months ago
    LOL!!! See kids, school is important even if you decide to be nothing.
    • KARINA 7 months ago
      hilarious!
    • Ashley 7 months ago
      Lmbo, so true!!! Hahahaha
    • David 7 months ago
      lol
  • kodwo  •  7 months ago
    The moral of this tale: you need an education to tackle any 'job'!
    • beau10 7 months ago
      And he's still unemployed !
  • TheresaW  •  7 months ago
    When my daughter was in 4th grade, her teacher informed me that I was not worry about her bad handwriting. That with todays technology it just was not that important..Well bet this guy would beg to differ, lol!!
    • skeptik 7 months ago
      Teacher is an idiot and should get into another line of work!
    • Victoria 7 months ago
      Skeptik . . . Teacher should be fired. What she said about handwriting not being very important was her opinion. She's not being paid for her opinion. Fire her.
    • Heather Vestal-Green 7 months ago
      OMG! My sons teacher said something similar!! And to not worry about his spelling. They use spell check in school! My kids haven't even had to brink home spelling homework in years!
  • The Jokir  •  7 months ago
    Hotdog!! now ain't that about the 2nd grade..
    • Bored 7 months ago
      So is that ain't isn't a word. ;)
    • Aggravated 7 months ago
      That "ain't" is about 2nd grade too although they do not teach it either! lol
    • Lady J 7 months ago
      Actually guys aint is in the Webster dictionary...I'm just saying... :-)
  • John  •  7 months ago
    Thumbs up if you wanted to see a picture of the note
    • Outlawcajun 7 months ago
      The note read,"Get 'em up mother sticker, this is a f*** up, get your #$%$ over your heads before I blow your hands off. And no dye packs."
    • Tunkson 7 months ago
      Why, John? We wouldn't be able to read it anyway.
    • LittleFox 7 months ago
      Who knows Tunkson maybe the bank tell can only count well.
  • joe  •  7 months ago
    This is funny but the #1 stupid robbery is some guy robbed a liquor store and when he demanded some locked up stuff the cashier said I need to see your I.D so I know you're not a minor. The idiot showed he was of age, took the stuff, and left. With his name and address the cops were able to arrest him.
  • Booger T. Washington  •  7 months ago
    How many times will we let illiteracy stymie a budding career in criminality before something is done? How many??
  • Against Fascism  •  7 months ago
    Silly robber, doesn't he know the best way to rob a bank is to OWN one?
  • Julie  •  7 months ago
    It just goes to show you how very important good hand writing is!!! LMAO
  • Damiona Gathercole  •  7 months ago
    I guess it is true what they say "Love" can't pay the bills!!!
  • Steve  •  7 months ago
    He should have "Facebooked", Texted or "Tweeted" the demand. I bet he knows how to do that. They have already removed cursive writing from some schools curiculum. This country continues to get dumber by the hour. Just turn on TV and see what's on for any given night. Jersey Shore, Storage Wars, X Factor, Survivor, Real Housewives, toddlers with tiaras and the list goes on and on. And yet, we act surprised that other countries are passing us by
  • Smegma  •  7 months ago
    Dipstick will go to prison where he'll complete his education, fix his health issues, slim his body, all for free. Thanks to you, the tax payer...
  • ahrgees  •  7 months ago
    ...and they found the note in a trash can down the street. This gentle soul could
    not even litter...!
  • D Nelson  •  7 months ago
    This is a sad commentary on the state of education in this country. Without a proper education, how are potential criminals supposed to have their demands read. What will happen to the poor demented bomber that sends his illegible manifesto to a newspaper to be printed. Sad. Just sad.
  • Michael  •  7 months ago
    Dis is a stick down, I had a gum in me pocet. gib me da munee
  • blackram  •  7 months ago
    Don't laugh too much. A lot of the people who post on here can't even spell simple words either.
  • DAVE  •  7 months ago
    that should be aired on world's dumbest criminals.. how funny!
  • It is I that guy  •  7 months ago
    Well, that will be one less person posting comments on here now. (:
  • Kevin  •  7 months ago
    A telling tale regarding the state of the U.S. educational system. In desparation, he may be forced into a career in politics, seems as if he has the right instincts for it, i.e., stupidity, greed, larcency and a complete lack of regard for the well-being and safety of those around him.
  • rex  •  7 months ago
    I work for a school district; I've seen this before. His penmanship teacher was obviously tenured.