How to Be a Real-Life Mermaid

Get the fk outta here....

“17 sex offenders within a 3 mile radius”. Wow! Is this a typical ratio for neighborhoods across the country?

Please spay and neuter your pets.

either she's lying and their is no ticket or she's lying so she doesnt have to share with her other employers that paid for the ticket.

How much you want to bet that a bunch of people will be tearing that McD's apart looking for a nonexistent ticket?

I wanted to see the video of the fireman, not some stupid guy getting his tickets eaten.

Ahhhhhh ... I always like to see my TAX dollars go to such a good use.

Of course she's a blue eyed blonde. Friggen superficial societies. At least she's humble, and she is genuinely beautiful.

Where's the video?

At least Ron Paul was redeemed!

a good comment coming.

I can't believe this made the news.

octomom's got nothing on this blitch

to much cuteness

Or owner eats dog :)) Skinned, sauted in mustard souce and the head removed for dessert :)

AWWWW tooooooooo cute I love ANIMALS there my life.

Did they leave Obama in fire.

Mushmouth says what? I couldn't understand a word she said. And forget McDonald's, she should have just hid the ticket under that horrible wig.

When asked about the people in the fire, NJ Firefighter says "ahhh, people?

...only to be put to sleep 2 weeks later at a kill shelter.